Tuesday's checklist

✔️ Visit the English Market in Cork. Look at lamb liver and tripe and not throw up. 

✔️ Go to Blarney Castle, getting lost on the way. Look at Dan kiss the Blarney Stone (as if he needed help with the gift of gab). 

(This is Dan being held by the Blarney Stone dude. Someone actually gets paid to keep people from falling through the hole as they put their lips to a stone in a castle. This stone has just been kissed by who knows how many people carrying who knows what diseases.  Cody declined the honor of getting germicide, and I got vertigo just thinking about putting my head in that position.)

✔️ Cuss the Irish for not using fecking directional signs on their roads. 

✔️ Manage to drive without killing anyone. This includes rounding a very tight corner to see a truck not too far ahead of us in our lane. 

✔️ Book a KICK ASS B&B. (See Dan's photo.)

✔️ Take a photo of Cody being a dork: 

✔️ Enjoy a lovely three-course dinner with my two man dates.